Christians believe Jesus Christ is the son of God, and that we are all created in His image. Rastafarians believe divinity is shared between you and Jah, I and I. Which philosophy is the correct one?

Who cares?

Since we are all here now, there can not be conflicting truths here. "My god is better than your god" only yields war, oppression and slavery. Combine these philosophies instead to get a brand new religion with double the love and a swell bunch of sacraments to boot. Not the religion America needs, but the religion America deserves.

As if foretold in prophecy, selling t-shirts was my first act of stark, raving capitalism. Twice ordained as a minister since then (Church of the Sub-Genius, Pastafaria), like Martin Luther, I'm striking out on my own.

Welcome to the first Church with Merch!

About the T-Shirt:
Gildan 61000 (or equivalent) t-shirts are 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned after printing to avoid a crease down the center from blanks made in Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua.

This product is printed and shipped upon demand by merry gnomes in one of our virtual sweatshops. Takes a wee bit o' time, so thanx in advance for your patience.

To your continued success!
--
Roger Leeper